Sunday, July 19, 2009

Business Intelligence for the Mafia! Mogambo interested




Travel and Transport, Education, Governance - all these domains are done. The pond has been fished out and face it..there is not much new stuff people can do in Business intelligence. You gotta create a niche. Turn your attention to the other great organisatons in our society's the friendly neighbourhood mafia. Efficient, extremely profitable and agile and highly liquid with funds ( some of that stuff is solid too :D ) these wise guys can be the best clients you could ask for.

For example Mogambo would have achieved his dastardly plan if he simply let us do all that pointing and making people jump in acid tanks and basically wreak havoc on the world. That we can do sir, we can perfectly do. Infact we give you a 6 month on site guarantee our application can make you the emperor of the world within 3 months, of course we have to account for the odd attack on the main frame by Mr.India. Which we will take care of in the next upgrade ( as if ).

Uhh Mr.Mogambo...stop whipping our developer please ...

3 comments:

Mohan said...

That was funny! who is this new Mugambo by the way? your PM??

Manjunath RG said...

hehee..!! nice one..

Ravi H S said...

Nice thought and out of the box idea ;-). I suggest that you write a story with more characters in it.
Otherwise it's a Good job. Keep it up! :)